Gerald Fog

Gerald Fog, born September 26th, finished school at the average age with average marks. He worked in an average sized company, was promoted to middle management and retired at the average age, earning an average pension. Gerald lived in an average flat, he wasn't married, he had no pets. He died at 81 years old of heart disease. Gerald approached Heaven’s gates but they wouldn't open. He descended at the gates of Hell but they wouldn’t budge. Gerald couldn’t find the Limbo, he had no sins to repent. Gerald didn’t do anything bad, Gerald didn’t do anything good!