Gerald Fog, born September 26th, finished school at the average age with average marks. He worked in an average sized company, was promoted to middle management and retired at the average age, earning an average pension.
Gerald lived in an average flat, he wasn't married, he had no pets.
At 81, he died of heart disease — which was, statistically speaking, average.
He approached Heaven's gates but they wouldn't open. He descended to the gates of Hell but they wouldn't budge.
Gerald couldn't find the Limbo either. He had no sins to repent.
Gerald didn't do anything bad. Gerald didn't do anything good.